Today is your day Boomer! I recently met this Boomer guy at a farmers market. He played the guitar, sold specialty brooms, and called himself the "Broomer"! And apparently he is making quite a name for himself across the Okanagan Valley. So, I thought to myself.....why can't other Boomers, like us, do something similar? For example, if you owned a grave-digging company, you might call yourself the "Tomber". If you are a pessimistic futurist, you might be known as the "Doom and Gloomer". If you sold your valuable male sperm to the local sperm bank, you might be called the "Womber". If you drove too many old, smokey diesel trucks, you would be called the "Fumer". If you were a stage comedian, you might be called the "Humourer". If you like to go to nude beaches and drop your shorts, you might be the "Mooner"......and so on. You get my drift Boomers; just make it rhyme. It will stick in people's memory and you might make some money from it.....just like my man, the Broomer!! Happy Monday. Cheers!

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